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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via gods-supervisor)

nerdblerrg:

punctures:

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

 #idk how to like things casually

[CARES AGGRESSIVELY]

(via healingastar)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via gods-supervisor)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via gods-supervisor)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via zaynsbro)

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(via 4-shits-n-giggles)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

(via son-bun)

Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin ?


Answer:

Yeah

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing, via ruarrrr)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

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